turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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