You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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