Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Two words: nipple clamps
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