it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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