How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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