i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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