Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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