we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
This is my gift to your gina
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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