Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.