i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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