his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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