would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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