I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
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hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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