it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
only if we run a train.
done.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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