Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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