I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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