so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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