Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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