So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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