is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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