So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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