This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think your dad took our porno
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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