My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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