Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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