I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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