I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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