Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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