Porn is love you can see.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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