You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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