He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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