I wish I only lived at night.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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