Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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