did you get engaged???
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
In other news, I just burned my penis
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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