Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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