I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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