Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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