I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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