im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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