do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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