So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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