Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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