She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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