Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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