if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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