singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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