Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Do vagina's smell?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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