More tranny stories later!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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