I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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