Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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