Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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