If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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