So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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