Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
