For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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