fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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