Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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