come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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